The Not So Epic Tales of Captain Underpants

George and Harold are so bored with their school. So they decide to blow it to the ground!

Story
Gorge and Harlewd goed to thar shcool, Jeffy Harri Elementerri. Thay arriverd and gat soo boored. Gorge sayed to Harlewd hey let’s blaw uppy da shcool. Harlewd sayed Ogay yaas lats doo ita but we shald gut Craptrain Undoorpants fisrt. Soo thay goed to Mista Craps offist, whare thay seed him kising a gukamolay.

Mista Crap sayed hay whata yew doding ato mai ofist. Gorge snappied his fingors, and “Mista Crap” smoled far someo reesan and struped to his undoorpets. Craptrain Undoorpants scremied TRA LA LA LA and peeded on da flaar cuz he is crasy. Gorge and Harlewd sayed hay can yew halp us blaw uppy da shcool and Craptrain Undoorpants sayed ogay I wall halp yew blaw uppy da shcool it isa booring annywoy. Soo thay all goed to buy sum bambs to blaw uppy da shcool.

On da way to da bamb store, Craptrain Undoorpants, Gorge, and Harlewd seed Otda Soapy. Otda Soapy sayed that she escaped frum Jezzika whan she tryed to kill her far exsisting. Harlewd sayed hay can yew halp us blaw uppy da shcool and Otda Soapy sayed yaas I can finelly kill Jezzika. And soo Otda Soapy follewd tem on thar quest to blaw uppy da shcool foreva.

Affta foreva, Craptrain Undoorpants, Gorge, Harlewd, and Otda Soapy finely arrivered to da bamb store. Thay all cheeered and gat in thare. Craptrain Undoorpants sayed sew what bamb shoe wea gat? Gorge and Harlewd and Otda Soapy sayed the nuke one and buya copees of tem. Craptrain Undoorpants put all da nukies in da bag and than he grabbied da kiddies and flew away.

Asa da trio flew to Jeffy Harri Elementerri ( AKA da bamb targat) Gorge realized samething scarry. He sayed butt if wea blaw uppy da shcool our friends willa die. Whats goding to happen to Gucci, Bobo, Drezzy, Elika, Jezzika, Soapy One, and Statley. Otda Soapy sayed oh hoo caras about those brats, especiallie about Jezzika, da shcool isa booring. Gorge sayed butt... and Otda Soapy gat angy and pushed Gorge out of Craptrain Undoorpants’s armies. Gorge scremie and fell to da ground. His brains were seeping out of his head and he was bearly a live butt he wall die later in a few sentences.Otda Soapy and Harlewd scremie to Craptrain Undoorpants to releese da nukies and he sayed yaas.

Craptrain Undoorpants releese da nukies and thay fall dawn. Da shcool was blawed uppy by da nukies. Everyone thare died and became skeletons, including Craptrain Undoorpants and Harlewd and Otda Soapy.

Da Enda!

Trivia
This fanfic was only written as a joke and does not reflect the author's actual writing skills or opinions.